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I am a huge Yaoi fan 
My fave pairings 
SasuNaru, 
AtemYugi, 
SetoJoey, 
GaaLee, 
ZoloLuffy, 
ZoloSanji, 
HarryDraco. 
as you can all see I'm pretty much Obsessed with Yaoi XD. 
I'm 19 yrs old and I'm female. 
Birthday: August 22nd 
I currently live in England/London/Erith 
***uality: I'm pretty sure I'm straight but you never know XP
Looks: hmmm 5 ft 6 and a half, shoulder length brown hair and green eyes. 
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100 Reasons as to why you're Gay 
In case you didn't know it, here are a bunch of ways to tell if you're gay. Maybe you are, maybe you're not - we don't really care (freedom of expression right?). This is more of a guide. If at least 5 of these things describe you, you just be a homo***ual. Congrats. 
1. You could care less who Brittany Spears is sleeping with. 
2. You understand the differences between 27 brands of imported chardonnay. 
3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets. 
4. You know someone who was in the emergency room with Richard Gere the gerbil. 
5. You understand the immense importance of quality lighting. 
6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of a baseball field and still spot a toupee. 
7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit. 
8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover. 
9. You really have "Been there, Done that." 
10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. 
11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your house. 
13. You can have naked men you don't know at your house.
14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius. 
15. You understand why God invented spandex. 
16. You understand why God didn't intend everyone to wear it. 
17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have. 
18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff. 
19. You only wear polyester when you mean to. 
20. You can smile to let someone know you hate them. 
21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away. 
22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand. 
23. You've always got an opinion. 
24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical. 
25. You know how to dress strategically. 
26. Your car has an amusing female name. 
27. You're the only one at your reunion who looks better than you did in high school. 
28. You've got at least one framed picture of your cat. 
29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Madonna. 
30. You know that *** complicates things. So? 
31. You know that being called a "cheap ***" isn't actually an insult. 
32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you. 
33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you. 
34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion. 
35. You have at least one movie musical on video. 
36. You're not embarr***ed to sing in a piano bar. 
37. You're embarr***ed by people who sing in piano bars. 
38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two. 
39. You know how to make an entrance. 
40. You know when to make an exit. 
41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Elton John. 
42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards. 
43. You know how to program your VCR. 
44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level. 
45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales. 
46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford. 
47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers. 
48. You know when to play dumb. 
49. You know what to do for a hangover. 
50. Yes, you do have a condom. 
51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend. 
52. One or more of the following apply to you: 
a) You adore Famke Janssen 
b) You hate Famke Janssen 
c) You hate people who adore Famke Janssen . 
d) You hate people who hate Famke Janssen . 
e) You don't give a *** about Famke Janssen . 
f) Who is Famke Janssen ? 
53. You can supply the last names to the following list: 
a) Bernadette 
b) Chita 
c) Barbra 
54. You made Donna Summer a star. 
55. You made Donna Summer a has-been. 
56. Tanning salons were invented for you. 
57. You've made sunbathing a per ance art. 
58. You know when the party's over. 
59. You know where to go after the party's over. 
60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity. 
61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of 
a) Your grandma 
b) Your face lift 
c) John Wayne Bobbit 
62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife. 
63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate." 
64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment. 
65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion. 
66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian. 
67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian. 
68. You sing along with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man". 
69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each. 
70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife. 
71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you. 
72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one. 
73. You've left someone totally speechless. 
74. You've shaved something other than your face. 
75. All your friends do not have to "get along". 
76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however. 
77. Your love handles are actually used as such. 
78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity. 
79. You've got a large ***ortment of movie-star biographies.
80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books. 
81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer. 
82. You have a ***ual persuasion with its own flag. 
83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up girls. 
84. You know your enemies. 
85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower. 
86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan. 
87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand. 
88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've added side dishes. 
89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair. 
90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies. 
91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a *** object. 
92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report. 
93. You know, by heart, every line in: 
a) All about Eve 
b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show 
c) Your face 
94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up. 
95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal. 
96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song. 
97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary. 
98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas anymore. 
99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes. 
100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too. 
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sungl***es on and point a hair dryer at p***ing cars. See if they slow down. 
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 
3) Insist that your e mail address is: 
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com 
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com. 
4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 
5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing. 
6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'. 
7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. 
8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for ***ual favors' or 'for drug purposes' 
10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.' 
11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.' 
12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way. 
13) dont use any punctuation 
14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 
15) Ask people what *** they are and laugh hysterically after they answer. 
16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.' 
17) Sing along at the opera. 
18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 
19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3. 
21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 
22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 
23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!) 
24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything. 
25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 
26) When the money comes out of the ATM, jump up and down and scream, 'I Won! I Won! ' 
27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!' 
28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.' 
29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go. 
30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!' 
That was from my friends sight and i thought it was funny so i added it. 
To Sakura (Naruto)Haters 
If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS 
If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS 
If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sai at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS 
If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS 
If you hate the parings sasusaku, gaasaku, narusaku, COPY THIS 
If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS 
If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS 
If you just hate her, COPY THIS 
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal 
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a 
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't 
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the 
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer 
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl 
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. 
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed 
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. 
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling 
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 
If you could read that put it in your profile. 
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(_)(_) to help him gain world domination. 
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