Sorry everyone, but I am going at the top. Cause. Boyfriend policy. Well hello baby, I invite you to guess who this is. I was told about this page like half an hour ago and I figured that I'd jump at the chance and leave you something dorky and mushy to wake up to since you're asleep. Hmm, where to start? I love you. Seriously, I really do. And I'm not afraid to say that- I don't care if people bag me out on it; I'm not afraid to admit my feelings. It's crazy how perfect a person can be. Even with your flaws, I still find you undoubtedly ravishing. From the loose hairs on your head to the absolute tip of your toes, I love every bit. It's perfect. I refuse to share you with anyone, no matter how much they beg and plead. However, people flirting with you also gives me a sense of achievement. I just look at you and just kind of mentaly high five myself. What can I say? My girlfriend if so ***ing perfect. Oops. This is getting extremely mushy, jesus ***ing christ. I miss you, you little ***. -Jake

Sorry Romeo, but I do believe that I'm going on the top! Cause, well, I can cx River, my 'Darling River'. You are my cutie cupcake, and I love you. You're just amazing and so gorgeous. (Unfair) Hmmm... one day we will swim down the 'Darling River' <3 & I can show you, that thongs in Australia go on your feet. They are not underwear! We can be thuggin' and bogan and stuff, because we're just that cool c: River, you've helped me through a lot, I'd honestly be lost without you. I'm forever greatful! Thank you for everything, thank you for being an amazing friend <3 - Love, 'Your angel'.

Um, I don't know all of yous, but Romeo goes on top! Well RIVAAAAAH, you're like a gun. Like legit, you eat bullets for breakfast, lunch and dinner. That's how awesome you are. You're legit the most prettiest gal I have ever seen so far! :D Even though we just met a few days ago or so, it feels like we've communicated quite well. You're super cooool, and I think everyone should be just like YOU!!! I don't know why, but you remind me of the Power Puff Girls. SHOT GUN BEING MOJO JOJO >:D Mwuhaha, anyways, I like your smile, I like your eyes, your lips, your nose, ears, BASICALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. Why are you so cool? I'M SO JELLY O: LOL, yeah, that's it for now. Romeo signing off! -<3 Romeo

 I know a girl whose heart is as deep as the rich color of her hair and whose eyes gleamed and sparkled like perfect diamonds. Her breath can spill sweetness and her smile can move mountains. Her laugh competes with the sound of the seas' and she has planted daisies in the hearts of so many. River, my sweet River. You have planted a meadow in my heart and for that, I am forever greatful. One of the greatest gifts of life is friendship, and I have recieved it. -Much love, Arielle

Well hai der liddo kitty. It's Caitlyn, hacking your annoying ***. Welp, where to start? I miss you when you're not on this stupid website. I miss your face, I miss talking to you, I miss counting your breaths and rating the way you sleep and bathe. I miss the fullstops at the end of your stupid sentances. I miss you during those minutes that it takes you to answer back. Why does it have to be this way? Come back to me. (Not even a clingy bae, I swear.) In all seriousness, I'm glad that we're friends. You make me smile like a todler with a crayon and I'm forever greatful for the support that you've shown. I love you, truly. Thank you for everything. - Caitlyn

 Rivaaaa, I see you. Yes, you beautiful. My identity shall remain anonymous, but feel free to guess. River, my darling PoohBear. You're incredibly amazing. Perfect in my eyes. Your personality is something that girls try and copy, and your face is something that women get plastic surgery for. Your laugh has the will power to bring down a mountain and make puppies pee (:D) and your eyes hold all of the universe in then. I'm one of the luckiest guys alive to have the privilege of your love. I love you, PoohBear. -Forever and Always, Anonymous.

Hi babeee. It's Shannon. You know, Chicken Nugget. *wink wink nudge nudge* Oops. I apologise. Was my winking too suductive? Carson's going to kick my ***. AND I'M NOT EVEN SORRY AHAHAHA. Kms. Well then, I don't know what to put here so I'm just going to put the song that I wrote for you. It goes, *ahem* Let It Go, Let It Go, You're A Stupid b.itch a.ss h.oe. - Love you ***, Shannon.

River. Gosh, what to say? Oh! I know~ You're amazing in every single way. From your face, to your hair (weave), ***es be jelly cus' of your sneeze. Haha. Alrighty. That's my poem to you c: Rivaa, I love you <3 You're so god *** amazing. Our conversations get pretty weird swaggalicious c:< We always end up talking about chicken. Why? Because it's yummy. THAT'S WHY. 'Dem orange barbies see us vampires walkin' down the street wiv our bling on and they get mad cus' of our swag. You really need to stop talking to strangers and making them scared :o You make me laugh so hard it makes me die a little when you send me random links >:) We speak simish fluently. Yes. THAT'S RIGHT. BE JEALOUS :'D Sissy, thanks for always being there for me. I'm sad to see you go. -I love you, Cat <3

Hi, hello. It is I, junglejim4322@yahoo.com. I decided to leave this hack here because swag. To be specific, yolo swag. River, you're the reason why I'm on this god awful site yet the only thing I can do is thank you. Literally. Thanks to your continuous nagging, I have made so many friends. I met my girlfriend, I met my bestfriend and I learnt a tip or two about fashion, which if you can't tell, is continuously imrpoving my life for the better. I'm not even being sarcastic, I swear. I've also gotten a good laugh or two out of this site because the ***ing censorship on this ***ing *** sucking ***hole of a site is ***ing priceless like seriously what the *** is this? How ***ing hilarious. But *** it I can't even say gl***es without being ***ing censored what the *** ohmydollz get your ***ing *** together. ***, Lachlan.

Alrighty then, I'll go at the bottom. If anyone moves me, I swear to god.. I want to be here. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! Right. What's up? I'm Matt, I'm dead, wanna hook up? No? Oh. Okay. Moving on to avoid awkwardness. River, my love, you're adorable. Like stop denying it. You are full of adorableness, so much so that if you held a puppy you would explode bc you're that adorable. You don't come on this site anymore and that makes me sad. I'm actually on here bc you wanted your account whiped but I thought that all of this (^^) above is ***ing adorable and I don't want to delete it. IN FACT, I'm gonna get more of your friends to write here. Hacking will take over your page, then the world. Okay, don't kill me. :c I lub you. -Matt

I wake up everyday it's a daydream, everythin' in my life ain't what it seems. I wake up just to go back to sleep, I act real shallow but I'm in too deep. And all I care about is *** and violence. A heavy b*** line is my kind of silence. Everybody says that I gotta get a grip but I let sanity give me the slip. Some people think I'm bonkers but I just think I'm free. Man, I'm just livin' my life there's nothin' crazy about me. Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free. Man, I'm just livin' my life there's nothing crazy about me. BONKERS. Mmm, yeah, I'm back in the floor now. - Don't hate, appreciate, Anonymous.

Kay. Sorry Matt but I do believe that I get to go at the bottom, so do your worst. So aha. RIVER. Uhmkay. Hello gorgeous, it's Luci. How are you doing my sweetie? I really don't know what to put here, la la la. I would write down things about my eternal love for you but that would be too many words and it would take up a lot of space and ruin your page, so I'm going to keep things short. You're one of my bestest friends, like ever. I've known you for about 3 years and I don't regret talking to you for one moment. Even when we disagree, even when we have little arguments, I still love you with all my heart. We are like a married couple. Scratch that, we are a married couple. (Ily Boo) I've loved making memories with you, and I hope that we can continue to make more. - Much Love, Luci.

YOU'RE A *** BUT I LOVE YOU SO ***ING MUCH AND I REALLY MISS YOU OKAY SO GET YOUR ***Y *** ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE BEFORE I FIND YOU AND CUT OFF YOUR FEET THEN ONCE I'VE CUT OFF YOUR FEET I WILL DRAG YOU TO YOUR ***ING COMPUTER AND FORCE YOU TO LOG ON THEN I WILL RETURN HOME AND LOG ON AND THEN WE CAN BE FRIENDS OKAY. (I've said okay twice so maybe okay will be our always. I've also said feet twice, so maybe feet will be out always.) FEET? FEET.  

RIVER. MY DARLING RIVER. <3 Hello lovely, it's Chloe. c: Mew mew, where to start? River, my darling, you are perfect. Literally, it's not very fair. I've been talking to you for almost 5 weeks yet I feel like I've actually known you my whole life. Cheesy, I know, but it's the truth. Sometimes it feels like you know me better than I know myself; it's kinda funny but kinda creepy. >.> I like talking to you when I'm sad because you make me toasted cheese sandwitches and you make me laugh. I use to think that you never had a serious side, but if I need help you support me and listen. I really appreciate you and your cute face and I think that you should get back on this site e.o - Much love, Chloe c:

Meow. Hello, lovely. I just wanted to say that I'm glad that we started talking because you are truely a blessing to my life.  You've shown nothing but comp***ion and love the whole time I've known you and it warms my heart to know that people like you exist out there. You've managed to make flowers grow in even the saddest parts of me and I'm forever in your debt. *hugs* - Chelsea 

Dear River, you're not a waste of space. You're beautiful enough and you glow in my eyes. I love you a lot and I hope that you overcome whatever you're going through. I know that someday's you feel sad without knowing why. Like you lost something very precious but you forgot what it was or you miss someone you never met but I just want you to know that I think you're special and that you've helped me a lot. I miss you so much it hurts and I want you to come back so we can talk. 私はあなたにとても大好きです- *hugs* someone who loves you

3< ahtnamaS- (: kcab emoC .ekaL ,uoy ssim I .gnihtyreve hguorht em yb kcuts ev’uoy tub ,ffo ecaf s’rehto eht raet ot tnaw htob ew erehw syad esoht tsuj dna snwod ruo ,spu ruo dah ev’eW .luftaerg os m’I dna ,tol a hguorht em depleh ev’uoy taht yas ylefas nac I kniht I .tcefrep dnuor lla er'uoy taht yas I nehw naem I tahw wonk d'yeht neht ,did I sa uoy ot esolc sa teg ot ecnahc eht tog reve yeht fi dnA .ytilanosrep gnizama na evah uoy taht yas I nehw naem I tahw wonk d'yeht neht uoy ot gniklat fo egelivirp eht dah yeht fI .suoegrog daed pord er'uoy yas I nehw naem I tahw wonk dluow yeht ,ETIS SIHT NO LLITS erew uoy tslihw uoy hctac ot hguone ykcul saw enoyna fI .detrats teg s’tel ,yaK ?thgir si dneirf tseb ym frep woh tuoba ereh garb ot teg I .YAWYNA .ecaf suoegrog ruoy ssim I ?MH ?etis siht no su nodnaba ekil tsuj uoy did yhw oS .og a ti evig d'I taht thguoht I tttub siht ees ot gniog reve er'uoy fi onnu I .nilrad iah oS xc .ynnuf s'ti kniht I ,osla ,elims uoy ekam thgim ti taht kniht I esuaceb siht gniod m'I .yak mmm