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#1 2014-04-06 23:53:41

rukia131
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[tutorial]How to be a n00b!

!!!!Caution : This Topic is a joke! If you do not like stupid wannabe humor then get out XD.


Hey guys here is Rukia and today I'm gonna teach you how to be a n00b!

First thing? What is a n00b?
A noob or n00b is someone who knows little  and has no will to learn . They expect people to do the work for them . They usually spam and do random things that have no sense. (like what I'm doing now in this topic)

Now let's see a few basic rules
1. See the Rules section? DON'T ever read it! Rules are useless ... they are for boring people
2.Mods are telling you what to do? Ignore them ! They are just some random bastards that don't acknowledge your awesome personally
3.Want to post something? Go ahead but NEVER check if it was already posted or if it is in the wrong place.

Now lets get to the real thing : HOW TO BE A REAL NOOB

1.How to speak?
Well you need to speak n00bish of course ...This is your natural language
Here is an example

n00b wrote:

L0000000l 0MG WUT DU YA DOOOOOOO ALLLLL N0T1C3 MUUUUUUEH

If your brain is normal then you most probably can't understand that ... but don't worry I'm here to teach you how.
You just have to type random letters and numbers all in caps. You can also slam your head on the keyboard

2.Your signature=Your awesome personally

Use big images VERY BIG. Well as you may know the rule is max 500x150 ... Oh no sorry you don't know because of course you didn't read the rules.
You must use images like ... I don't know 7647364532645 X 45435452343254 and animated please! It has to be an animated gif with awesome colors that will blind the other community members

3.Post!Double post!Triple Post! Quadra post! Penta Post! A n00b is LEGENDARY! (lol joke here)

You need to make as many post as possible in the shortest time ...on the same topic! POST POST POST one after another or you will lose your posting spree! (another fail lol joke)


4.Use emoticons and be awesome!
Use as many of these as possible -->aomd_bave
NEVER just 3 ... 3 is never enough you have to use more

5.Don't speak english ...any other language combined with your native language(n00bish) is fine!


6.SPAM SPAM SPAM (like how I'm doing now)




That is it for today! Those are only basics but I think is enough to show everybody how much of an awesome noob you are! I am still doing some research as soon as I get updated noob behavior information I will let you all know guys (I'l guess I'll add some pictures too)

N0w s33 y@ ma Br0t3r$



#2 2014-04-07 00:13:51

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Re: [tutorial]How to be a n00b!

lololol


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#3 2014-04-07 03:11:11

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Re: [tutorial]How to be a n00b!

Y@y @LL Br0t3r$, $1$1t3r$ @nD $1BL1ng$!!!!1!!!11!!!!


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#4 2014-04-07 05:51:27

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Re: [tutorial]How to be a n00b!

Worried that your text is too plain?  Never fear!  There are online AOLer Translators that will fix this problem.

Example:
Today is a nice day.  Boring!

2DAY IS A NIEC DAY1!11  Much improved!

 

#5 2014-04-07 13:28:33

malu
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Re: [tutorial]How to be a n00b!

LOL!!!


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#6 2014-04-19 10:19:27

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Re: [tutorial]How to be a n00b!

HAY GURL DAT BE SUM AWSUM TIPS RAIT DERE!!!!! U SHOOD B DA SWAGGY HIPSTER N00B OVRLOARD. ERMYGORSH U TOTES SHOOD DO DAT. LEED US TO VIKTOREE OVR DEM SMRTALEX' HOO HINK DEY R SHO SMRT. EVRY1 NOSE DAT WE R DA 1S SPEEKIN RAIT, RAIT? IKR, LOL.

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#7 2014-04-19 16:45:42

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Re: [tutorial]How to be a n00b!

I have a friend who types like that >.> I love her but seriously. This gets annoying when every single email has to be deciphered.

LYK WHT I5 DI5 NYWY? DO YU RELY2 DA HAR5N5 OF R33DIN DIS. MY 3YZ R D3D!!!


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