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Of course not! It's actually made out of radioactive spiders. The moon is spiders.
Can you breathe underwater IN SPACE??????
Of course you can how else do you think the Star Whales breath.
(bonus points to the person who know what show had a star whale)
Why does a Rabbit Meow?
Cox the turtle fell in love with a moose.
Why cant people fly?
We can, we're just too polite to ditch our dogs on the ground.
What does an existential crisis taste like?
Chicken stuffed with mozarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash.
AND A LOT OF SALT.
How can Jaden Smith be real if mirrors aren't real??
Yes. Because willows has hair.
Can hunger games be called hunger games if people in it eat?
Only if three percent of the world is in on it, duh.
Why are borders called borders?