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funny puns by sierradane:

  • What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor's hair? Caesers.
  • I was walking through a quarry… I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock." "Boulder," he corrected me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!"
  • Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
  • I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said, wii.
  • Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway.
  • It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
  • I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!
  • A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus.
  • I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know Y...
  • What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies...
  • The doctor told his patient to stop using Q-tips, but it just went in one ear and out the other.
  • The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn't make any cents.

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