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granted, but then people will feed them to the sharks. Somehow.
I wish I could get my poetry in museums.
Granted! But it was the museum of worst things ever made. (Not that your poems are bad or anything. It was just the first thing that popped into my head)
I wish for my brother to stop repeating such stupid jokes.
(e.g. "Did you hear about that dude who lost his left leg and left arm? Well, that's okay 'cause he's all right now!" GAAAH.)
Granted, but you get jealous of his good jokes.
I wish I could sing in a good voice.
Granted, but people can't hear you.
I wish summer wasn't so hot, I keep sweating like a pig.
Granted, but now it's so cold that you turn into an icecube.
I wish for cake.
Granted, but the cake expired a long time ago.
I wish I could witness a scene of raining animals.
Granted, but... now the ecosystem's collapsing because you replaced rain water with animals. Thanks a lot.
I wish I knew where to find quality cosplaying items.
Granted, but when you use them, you blow up. BOOM.
I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.
Granted, but you get gastrointestinal disorders due to eating too much chocolate.
I wish to have the power of authorization.
Granted, but then you get too bossy and everyone starts hating you.
I wish I owned an unicorn.
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Granted, but the unicorn farted a rainbow and went boom. (I have no idea where that came from either)
I wish that I didn't live so far away from the US
(OMG! LOL! XD )
Granted, but then you live so close that you disturbed a bunch of ostriches there and they take over the world.
I wish for a double cheese burger.
Granted, but it had wings and it quickly flew away before you could take a bite out of it.
I wish I could make anything happen with just a snap of my finger.
Granted, but then your fingers disappear so you can't use your power even if you wanted to.
I wish I got a stick.
Granted, bit the stick had legs and it ran away.
I wish for a magic cloud.
Granted, but the magic cloud you wished for did not appear to where you were located.
I wish for tocino! (* ¬ *) ~ ♥
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(OMG, great, now I'm craving tocino and longanisa >_<)
Granted, but I at- err, a dog ran away with it. *Burp* Whoops, excuse me.
I wish my paper-mache horns would dry faster.
Granted, but then they dry so much that they crack and you can't you use them again.
I wish to meet the band Charm City Devils.
Granted, but then they don't like you.
I wish I could get rid of my sun burn.
Granted but then you turn too fair.
I wish for Dark Chocolate.
Granted, but then you get an alergy SO NO CHOCO.
I wish I could be 18 already.
Aww. No dark hot choco? :'c
Granted, but then you realize being an adult.. sucks.
I wish I had my own Rhesus Monkey.
I know, no choco would suck.
Granted, but then it kills ya.
I wish I could live in The Hobbit movie.
Granted, but you die in one part of the movie and so every time someone watches the movie, you are brought back to life, do your act, then die painfully. Over and over again and again.
I wish I could find that animal behavior book I was reading but lost.
~
Granted, but then their were alot of missing pages.
I wish I had the ability to foresight the future events.,