Ruin A Wish!

subway1 · 2013-09-01 16:04:39

Granted, but it gets distorted in the ugliest way possible because you did something super wrong.

I wish for markers! Even though I already have some! :)

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-01 16:09:54

Granted, but they run all over you.

I wish that my tumblr dashboard didn't make me cry so.

subway1 · 2013-09-01 17:13:07

Granted, but it makes you barf instead.

I wish monkeys were violet and yellow.

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-02 15:17:14

Granted, but they poop rainbows and drown people in them.

I wish I didn't have so much to do.

subway1 · 2013-09-02 15:27:58

Granted, but then you have nothing to do.

I wish everything in life was free.

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-02 15:41:27

That's the point! :D

Granted, but then people get greedy and start stealing stuff from everyone and then chaos ensues.

I wish I was sick, so I'd have an actual reason not to do anything.

subway1 · 2013-09-02 17:58:05

Granted, but you're so sick you die in suffering.

I wish I had a turtle!

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-02 18:21:12

Granted, but it's a snapper so it bites you every time you come near it.

I wish I had some gum. I need me some Princess Bubblegum hair. mang

subway1 · 2013-09-02 18:31:28

Granted, but everyone makes fun of you for the rest of your life, and everything gets attached to your hair, and so everyone accuses you of stealing and you get thrown in jail for life.

I wish I could find out who A is in Pretty Little Liars!

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-02 18:36:58

Granted, but the rest of the series is spoiled for you. [psst, I know who A is!!]

I wish They would make a new season of Gossip Girl. I hate the fact that it's over. ;-;

subway1 · 2013-09-02 18:43:40

Granted, but it truly sucks.

[Ohmygosh! Who is it ?]

I wish for a magical Smartboard!

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amaryllis-love · 2013-09-02 20:11:50

[It's Alison. I'm not kidding. Shall I sen you the full details on how that is possible?]

Granted, but then the smartboard face-plants itself and gets destroyed.

I wish for a waffle.

subway1 · 2013-09-02 21:26:36

[GASP! For REAL ? I'm not really sure if that IS possible...Please, explain!]

Granted, but it's moldy.

I wish for a heat wave! :)

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-03 09:06:19

[Alison had a twin sister who was in an institution and she tricked Alison into switching with her(remember Alison going off to visit her "grandmother" one summer?). So after a while, Alison got out, killed her twin, and started sending the girls' texts as 'A' because technically, she isn't dead!]

Granted, but it burns everything and everyone, including you.

I wish for some garlic bread. mang

icefoxes · 2013-09-05 04:17:21

Granted, but just as you bite it a vampire bites you so you become a vampire too just as you eat it and die.

I wish for a homework burning party. (My family actually does that when school ends)

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-05 06:32:12

Granted, but you all catch fire.

I wish for some ice cream!

icefoxes · 2013-09-06 04:01:41

Granted, but I come running by you on fire and dump your ice cream on my head to attempt to put out the fire.

I wish for something.

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amaryllis-love · 2013-09-06 05:54:11

Granted, but that something further ignites the fire. :P

I wish I was a bird so that I can poop on people I don't like.

icefoxes · 2013-09-07 17:32:42

Granted, but in hunting season a hunter manages to shoot you down in mid air. He then gets a $1,000 reward for killing the pesky bird.

I wish I could be an (insert random animal here)

subway1 · 2013-09-07 19:29:00

Granted, but you accidentally strangle yourself because your an octopus.

I wish for smart commercials. You know. 'Cause most of the ones I see on TV are dumb, in my opinion.

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-07 19:32:56

Granted, but they take over your minds.

I wish that my mother would leave my chosen career alone.

subway1 · 2013-09-07 19:35:33

Granted, but she starts bugging you about everything else in the world.

I wish for a pumpkin! I cannot wait to start carving jack-o-lanterns! :)

[What is your career ?]

amaryllis-love · 2013-09-07 19:41:45

[I have decided to major in Lit and Art History next year since I get to choose my major then. But she, for some unfathomable reason wants me to choose some business subject which I don't even like, and she called up my boyfriend (Fiancee now, I guess) and asked him to convince me to change my mind!! As if I would be swayed! She crossed a line today that she should have left well alone.]

Granted, but the pumpkin comes to life and eats you.

I wish for some ice cream!

icefoxes · 2013-09-08 19:02:32

Granted, but it's cement flavored.
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I wish for a pet giraffe.

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amaryllis-love · 2013-09-09 07:38:10

Granted, but it swings you up to space.

I wish Batman was real.

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