Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."

[ I'm reading Racoon's lines in an English accent. <3 Hum.. I don't sound bad.. Not bad at all.. ]

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.

[ Why, thank you! I hope I'm a shiny rock! ]

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."

[ I always did love Emeralds! ]

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"
"Chocolate cookies?" ze bear asked?
"With dirt!"
Bear looked at her disgusted. "Naahh.. I'm outta here." He said going to find an adventure with Raccoon and Legolas... But some fangirls came him and stole him.

[ So it shall be!.. ? :P ]

Last edited by malu (2013-05-31 10:14:33)

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"
"Chocolate cookies?" ze bear asked?
"With dirt!"
Bear looked at her disgusted. "Naahh.. I'm outta here." He said going to find an adventure with Raccoon and Legolas... But some fangirls came him and stole him.
"Poor sole. Oh well, he would have just sang songs in a language we don't understand." le Raccoon said.
"Now.. Where are we going?"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"
"Chocolate cookies?" ze bear asked?
"With dirt!"
Bear looked at her disgusted. "Naahh.. I'm outta here." He said going to find an adventure with Raccoon and Legolas... But some fangirls came him and stole him.
"Poor sole. Oh well, he would have just sang songs in a language we don't understand." le Raccoon said.
"Now.. Where are we going?"
It was a magical disembodied voice that answered. "You are going to the realms of the evil mount chocolate. There you must throw in the one candy bar to rule them all."
le Raccoon gasped. "Who is that?"
"I have one eye and one banana leg, of course!"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"
"Chocolate cookies?" ze bear asked?
"With dirt!"
Bear looked at her disgusted. "Naahh.. I'm outta here." He said going to find an adventure with Raccoon and Legolas... But some fangirls came him and stole him.
"Poor sole. Oh well, he would have just sang songs in a language we don't understand." le Raccoon said.
"Now.. Where are we going?"
It was a magical disembodied voice that answered. "You are going to the realms of the evil mount chocolate. There you must throw in the one candy bar to rule them all."
le Raccoon gasped. "Who is that?"
"I have one eye and one banana leg, of course!"
ze Bear gasped.
"It couldn't be." murmured le Raccoon.
"He was the one who turned me into a bear!"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"
"Chocolate cookies?" ze bear asked?
"With dirt!"
Bear looked at her disgusted. "Naahh.. I'm outta here." He said going to find an adventure with Raccoon and Legolas... But some fangirls came him and stole him.
"Poor sole. Oh well, he would have just sang songs in a language we don't understand." le Raccoon said.
"Now.. Where are we going?"
It was a magical disembodied voice that answered. "You are going to the realms of the evil mount chocolate. There you must throw in the one candy bar to rule them all."
le Raccoon gasped. "Who is that?"
"I have one eye and one banana leg, of course!"
ze Bear gasped.
"It couldn't be." murmured le Raccoon.
"He was the one who turned me into a bear!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How could this be?"
"Yes." Bear started crying. "It's true! I am truly a.. chocolate bar who was walking along the milky way at the wrong time!"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"
"Chocolate cookies?" ze bear asked?
"With dirt!"
Bear looked at her disgusted. "Naahh.. I'm outta here." He said going to find an adventure with Raccoon and Legolas... But some fangirls came him and stole him.
"Poor sole. Oh well, he would have just sang songs in a language we don't understand." le Raccoon said.
"Now.. Where are we going?"
It was a magical disembodied voice that answered. "You are going to the realms of the evil mount chocolate. There you must throw in the one candy bar to rule them all."
le Raccoon gasped. "Who is that?"
"I have one eye and one banana leg, of course!"
ze Bear gasped.
"It couldn't be." murmured le Raccoon.
"He was the one who turned me into a bear!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How could this be?"
"Yes." Bear started crying. "It's true! I am truly a.. chocolate bar who was walking along the milky way at the wrong time!"
The voice actually belonged to Luke Castellan who got out a machine gun and went commando.
Bear fainted.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."
"Oh he rather enjoys it! He loves eating himself! One of the reason why the poor lad hasn't recovered yet."
"Ah yes. Very typical of that man. He's always trying ways to escape cannibalism."
Then a flying dog came out of nowhere.
"Holla." The dog said.
"What is with all these animals coming out of nowhere?" The bear asked.
Then behind the dog came out a human. His had tanned skin and hair that you would LOVE to flip all day. "I," He said. "Am Prince Caspian."
Just at him saying these words, one could tell that a girl on the computer swooned.
"BOOM! BOOM!" They heard a voice and they turned around, they saw Harry Potter on a broom. "I broke the Elder's Wand threw it away along with many fan's heart!" He sang.
Prince Caspian screamed like a little girl.
And then a giant version of Legolas appeared. "HOW COULD YOU?" he loud voice boomed.
A bigger version of Hermione appeared. "JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT AN EMOTIONAL RANGE OF A TEASPOON!"
Legolas nodded. "WE DON'T ALL HAVE IT!"
Molly Weasly appeared. "Now, now children, stop fighting and let's go have tea and cookies!"
"Chocolate cookies?" ze bear asked?
"With dirt!"
Bear looked at her disgusted. "Naahh.. I'm outta here." He said going to find an adventure with Raccoon and Legolas... But some fangirls came him and stole him.
"Poor sole. Oh well, he would have just sang songs in a language we don't understand." le Raccoon said.
"Now.. Where are we going?"
It was a magical disembodied voice that answered. "You are going to the realms of the evil mount chocolate. There you must throw in the one candy bar to rule them all."
le Raccoon gasped. "Who is that?"
"I have one eye and one banana leg, of course!"
ze Bear gasped.
"It couldn't be." murmured le Raccoon.
"He was the one who turned me into a bear!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! How could this be?"
"Yes." Bear started crying. "It's true! I am truly a.. chocolate bar who was walking along the milky way at the wrong time!"
The voice actually belonged to Luke Castellan who got out a machine gun and went commando.
Bear fainted. His world went black, and he eventually went into a coma. Meanwhile... Movie Harry Potter broke the Elder's Wand and a part of Racoon died.