Granted, all your wishes come true, however, you see the world as if they did, when really nothing ever happened. You wander the streets having these hallucinations, as people try not to stare. One person comes to the conclusion that you have a serious problem, and they call a nearby hospital for the mentally disabled. As you roll around in the middle of a road with cars honking at you so they my drive through, a white van pulls over and two men in white uniforms try to drag you into the van to take you to the hospital. You kick and scream, clawing at the men, and manage to free yourself from their grasp. You wish for a unicorn to take you away from them, and start pretending to ride a horse down the street, squeezing your way between the jumble of cars. Later you stop at a bridge that looks over a highway with little traffic. The cars speed by as you watch a bird in a nest. "How cool it would be" you say, "if I could fly. I wish I can fly!" You then flap your arms as you climb to the top of the low wall on the side of the bridge and jump. You frantically flap your "wings" and just as you're about to hit the ground, you start to fly! Your heart pounds with the thrill of flight, and a smile crawls across your face. The view is amazing! Everyone looks like ants! Or rather, the tiny black rocks on the road... WHAM! You land face first on the highway, your body in shock, a stinging pain shooting into your skin. Slowly lifting yourself up to sit on your knees, you look up to find a pair of bright, white lights blinding you. You squint trying to find out what it is, then staring like a deer as you realize it's a car. Your heart is still racing, now in fear. You open your mouth to scream, but the car comes closer and closer. The driver sees you and hits the breaks hard, but they didn't notice you in time. The car skids, and rolls over your body, leaving a mangled and squished body on thee road behind...

I wish for a five hour story telling party with Excalibur!!! <3

Granted, but when you are at the altar it starts to rain while the sun is out, and you soon discover that they are all kitsune! They notice that you now know their deepest secret and run off into the forest, never to be seen again.

P.S. Ciel goes skydiving but his parachute didn't work and he landed in some power lines.

I don't know who any of those people were so I just made something up.

I wish I had the 1.6.2 update on minecraft! :D

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Granted, but then the marriage contract says you'll have to stay away from them like a thousand kilometers away but you were so eager to see them that you went off to see them and was caught on the act -- thrown into jail and was eaten by large flesh-eating maggots.

Oh, what to do.

I wish for a cool mid-sized car preferably red, new and is definitely working fine.

Granted, but then Yoyo gets mad at you because you were abusing him too much and gets a chainsaw, ready to slash you with it and later on succeeds.
*Laughs evilly*

Got them from http://getemoticons.blogspot.com/2011/0 … onkey.html ...

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Granted, but you are your worst enemy and you don't have the power to do anything BUT be her as you can't do anything to harm her, or else you will die with her. So you're stuck for life in a body you hate, sharing the mind with the person you hate.

I wish I was a very active person.

Granted, but you accidentally get stuck as the animal that is your least favorite and stay like that forever.

I wish the old Justin Bieber was back. Sigh. I miss that boy.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

Granted, but a meteor comes and explodes the earth, leaving you the only person/living organism left on the planet with nothing except that bubble, and all of your family and friends die right in front of your eyes. Your conscious told you not to wish that wish, but you disregarded her and did it anyways. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I wish I could dance with Justin Bieber under the moonlight at the most prestigious ball in the world, with a candlelit dinner and all that stuff, with the most fashionable clothes and all, and really let him know that I love him, and that he loves me.

MALU. YOU. HAVE. TAKEN. MY. WISH. AND. OBLITERATED. IT . INTO. ONE. MILLION. TINY. LITTLE. MICROSCOPIC. LITTLE. PIECES! Nooooooo! *Sobs uncontrollably*

Granted, but the chocolate is 5,000 years old.

I wish Justin Bieber dedicated all of his songs to me. :love:

Granted, but the cave belongs to an over protective bear who ALWAYS stays in his cave and is completely immortal.

I wish no one ever fell in love ever again except for me and Justin Bieber.

Granted, but everyone gets jealous of you and tries to murder you. You get stabbed and scarred for life because of some crazed maniac. Careful what you wish for!

I wish everyone in the entire world was fashionable.

Granted, but everyone in the world goes crazy for him, and only focuses on him, and no one else, and so no one eats, or does anything else, and then they blame the government for doing this, and then a war breaks out and Sherlock dies.

I wish I had Starflight as a pet from Wings of Fire! He is a dragon, BTW.

Granted, but the world is blinded by how creative you are and everyone including yourself hates you for being so creative and blinding them. Hihihihi!

I wish my crush would like me back...Sigh...<3333