Okay. Well. Thank you for my worst nightmare. Lol. :)

Granted, but it tastes awful just for you.
(But it tastes awesome, IMO. Like whole milk. Well, is 1% milk whole milk ? Cause I like 1% milk. And almond milk. Mmmm. Almond milk. Yum!)

I wish I was a beautiful mermaid princess!

Granted, but you touch your house and it floats up, up and away, into the sky, never to be seen again.

I wish all the missing children were found unharmed and brought back to their families.

Granted, but then he gets hit by a truck on his way to you. Bye Bye.

I wish I could live in Atlantis.

Granted, but it's alive and running all over your house and making such a mess.

I wish I could change the future.

Granted, but no one believes you.

I wish I could decide between who I like more, Justin Bieber or Collins Key!

Granted but it's soo hard to find people like that!
I wish to be the next Albert Einstein.. star

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Granted, but you get so carried away with your drawing that whenever someone tries to speak to you, you ignore them and continue making your art. Your friends begin to think you are trying to be mean, so they leave you. As you work and work, people stop to look at your art on the pavement. But they don't stay out in the open sun for long, because their is a drought and it is very hot out. One day as you begin to get sunburn, a man walks by and accidentally steps on your art and smears it. He apologizes and is sincerely sorry, but your obsession makes you unforgiving and your blood begins to boil. "Why don't you watch where you're going?" you scream at the terrified man, "You fat pig, can't you even see your toes?" you shout, making fun of his size. He seems offended, and tries to walk away from you, but you are not done with him yet. Grabbing the back of his shirt collar to stop him, you pick up a broken glass bottle from the ground with your free hand. Quickly glancing at the sky, you notice a storm cloud rolling in. Oh no! you think, I must protect my art, at all costs! You then stab the man with the broken bottle repeatedly until he dies, and drag the body home, avoiding people and officers. In the shadows of your basement, you skin the dead man and shove the skin in a bag. "My art! I must return to it, before the storm comes!" You dash out the door with the bag, and once you return to your art, you drape the skin over the chalk-covered pavement like a tarp. "Pig," you mumble to yourself, "let's see how you like being stepped on!" You stomp on the skin, feeling as though you have successfully avenged your chalk drawing. A woman you didn't notice around the corner screams in horror at the human skin splayed out on the ground. She immediately calls the police, but you don't care, all you care about is your drawing, so beautiful, so... perfect. The police arrive and drag you into the back seat of the police car, as some other men in masks put police tape around the area and remove the skin. You watch out the window, laughing hysterically, until the storm cloud finally arrives. The rain comes lightly, but quickly  begins to pour down upon your art, and you scream and cry as you watch the beauty wash away into the sewer. Pounding on the glass window as you are driven away, you  realize that you will have no friends or family to comfort you, and you will spend the rest of your days rotting away in prison.

>:3 I wish I wasn't made of pure evil =w=

Granted, but then she suffers from a brain hemorrhage from all that thinking and make even worse decisions to sabotage her image even further.

I wish I was free of all responsibilities.

OMG, Ice!

Granted Subway, but then JB & Collin Keys start hating your for it.

I wish every problem in life could be solved with pickles.

*gasp* OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! WHY WOULD YOU WISH THAT?! D:

Granted, (*mumblemumble*) but in a far away land there is a girl called Malu who is a Milo addict and who can't live without it. Knowing that you wished that she comes and annoys so much that you go mad. And since Milo ran out Malu dies of Anorexia but her ghost will haunt you.. forever.

I wish I was a queen of a country.

Have you tried it?

Granted, but then Taylor gets into an accident and forgets you.

I wish I could get a new laptop.

Granted, but it's extremely boring.

And, Yes, Malu, I have tried it.

I wish Jon Cozart would sing to me! <3