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LET'S GO TO PIGFARTS!
Pigfarts? You mean Hogwart's brother? But it's stinky there... they don't call it pigfarts for no reason.
What are you talking about? Pigfarts is ON MAAAAARRRRRSSSS!!!!!
No. Pigfarts are in different dimension. There is no way we could can get there. After all computers and mobile phones doesn't work there... -.-'
*Guards throw me in jail with you guys*
NOOO! You got it all wrong! I didn't kill him! I was just slicing sashimi when a guy comes up and someone pushed me so the knife went in him! It doesn't matter that it was his house! I was.. I was.. coming to give him a cake! Yeah that's right! You can't find it because... cause... uhh... I ate the cake on the way!!!
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Taps silver slippers together* There's no place like home, there's no place like home! POOF! *In Hogwarts* Okay, this is random.
ARGH! I hate these jail cells! *punches wall*
Owwie~. :(
Okay, so does anyone know how to get a Portkey?
"I have one in my pocket, but I got a message from Rumblerore that Pigfarts is being invaded by Moldemort."
*Gets captured by a stray dragon* "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*guards throw me into a wall*
"Wait! I can't--er- can explain this! I was walking with my pillow pet when some guy sneezed! My pillow pet pulled out a gun and shot him! It's not the unicorn's fault! If only Rumblerore was here! CURSE YOU DRACO! CURSE YOU AND DUMBLEDORE'S ZACK EFFRON POSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
"WHAT! Draco rocks!"
Why?? Where does it lead to? And how in the world did you get un-handcuffed?
I TOLD you not to bring fake doggie doodoo!
Why did we have to rob a bank?!
*makes the peace sign to everyone*
<.<
>.>
*jumps in the hole*
Wait for me!
I'm goin' in!
see ya later dudes! *jumps in hole*
*looks around for guards*
*jumps into the hole and follows spiderwick9 and ilovem12*
*Runs after them*
"Hey!!! How'd you get un-handcuuuuuuffffffeeeeeeddddd!!!!!"
*Falls in hole*
What the heck. *Jumps in hole* Iii llliiiiiiiikkkkkkkeeeeeedddd nooooottttt falllllliiiiinnnnnnggg mooooorreeeeee......
DDDDUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE!
Seeing the next HP movie tonight on Blue-ray.
*hand cuffs suddenly fall off* Mallory is out! PEACE! *jump in hole*