Granted! But it was the museum of worst things ever made. (Not that your poems are bad or anything. It was just the first thing that popped into my head)

I wish for my brother to stop repeating such stupid jokes.
(e.g. "Did you hear about that dude who lost his left leg and left arm? Well, that's okay 'cause he's all right now!" GAAAH.)

Granted, but people can't hear you.
I wish summer wasn't so hot, I keep sweating like a pig.

Granted, but the cake expired a long time ago.

I wish I could witness a scene of raining animals.

Granted, but when you use them, you blow up. BOOM.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.

Granted, but then you get too bossy and everyone starts hating you.

I wish I owned an unicorn.

Last edited by malu (10-04-2013 17:32:47)

(OMG! LOL! XD )

Granted, but then you live so close that you disturbed a bunch of ostriches there and they take over the world.

I wish for a double cheese burger.

Granted, but then your fingers disappear so you can't use your power even if you wanted to.

I wish I got a stick.

Granted, but the magic cloud you wished for did not appear to where you were located.

I wish for tocino! (* ¬ *) ~ ♥

Last edited by kaybecr (11-04-2013 11:52:39)

Granted, but then they dry so much that they crack and you can't you use them again.

I wish to meet the band Charm City Devils.

Granted but then you turn too fair.

I wish for Dark Chocolate.

Aww. No dark hot choco? :'c

Granted, but then you realize being an adult.. sucks.

I wish I had my own Rhesus Monkey.

Granted, but you die in one part of the movie and so every time someone watches the movie, you are brought back to life, do your act, then die painfully. Over and over again and again.

I wish I could find that animal behavior book I was reading but lost.

        ~:norm: