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~What do I like most about my job? Pay day, lunch breaks and leaving. Sunday night votes and warm hugz from Cook iesez~
21/10/2024 à 04:07:52
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+2 from SIERRADANE: Why do Irish folk make chili with 239 beans? Because one more be too farty
21/10/2024 à 00:40:32
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~So glad I don't have a thigh gap. I almost dropped my phone in the toilet, but my legs were like, no girl, we got you! Saturday night votes and warm hugz from Cook iesez~
20/10/2024 à 02:59:07
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I wear memory foam insoles to remember why I walked into the next room...
20/10/2024 à 00:14:12
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~If my body was a car, I'd trade it in for a newer model because every time I cough or sneeze, my radiator leaks and my exhaust backfires! Votes and warm hugz from Cook iesez~
19/10/2024 à 03:59:51
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I'm reading a book about sandpaper. It's a work of friction...
19/10/2024 à 00:10:21
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~I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of Aisle 4! : ) Thursday night votes and warm hugz from Cook iesez~
18/10/2024 à 04:03:46
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Apathetic owls don't give a hoot!
18/10/2024 à 00:22:32
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~I'm a little scarecrow, Raggedy and worn. I wear a hat, and a shirt that's torn When the crows come. I wave and shout. "Away from my garden-get on out!" Wednesday night votes from Cook iesez~
17/10/2024 à 03:30:34
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Insect puns really bug me...
17/10/2024 à 00:24:24
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when you work!