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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? Nothing... he was gladiator!
11/06/2026 Ã 00:08:01
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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up her own incision? Suture self.
10/06/2026 Ã 00:48:18
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Somebody gave me a flier on anger management... I admit, I lost it!!!
09/06/2026 Ã 00:07:11
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What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? "There, their, they’re."
08/06/2026 Ã 00:20:30
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Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems!
07/06/2026 Ã 00:05:53
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Some jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender glances up and says, "Alright, you can come in, just don't start anything..."
06/06/2026 Ã 00:05:14
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Took a Comedy & Philosophy course; I laughed way more than I thought...
05/06/2026 Ã 00:05:48
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Everyone laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well… They’re not laughing now.
04/06/2026 Ã 00:11:03
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My favorite Cheese is the one you keep around for Emergencies. Just in Queso. Happy taco Tuesday.
03/06/2026 Ã 00:08:24
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Hay Fever is much achoo about nothing
02/06/2026 Ã 00:09:19
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when you work!