Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high inteligence took over and he

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high inteligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She..

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because...

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling ...

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamt of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started puring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"

Once upon a time there was there was a golden cage. Beautifully made from gold, but sad to the eye it held a large amount of red beans. But no one had protected the beans inside so they were stolen by a mighty bear who lived in the desert who always dreamed of going to Russia and owning a baby llama that he would ride on when it's older. The only problem was that there was no transportation in Pigfarts on Mars. So he created this strange clockwork thingamajig called clockwork-thingamajig. With it he went to Africa and started eating worms. Then he spat out the worms that are now gold which he put in the ground and watched a zombie duck eat chocolate. He cried as the ducks ran after the worms, then said I shall eat all of you and watch as your worlds crumble! And he did. He ate the pie sitting on the chair of the table in the lands of Gnarnia. Suddenly, his high intelligence took over and he ate a banana. So all the female animals were attracted to him. He didn't like them so he locked them up in a tower and bought a flying elephant. The flying elephant took him to Paris and crash landed into a giant clock. There, he met a chocolatier and the chocolatier gave him killer chocolate. Then he met a horse and her name was Isabelle. But she was no ordinary horse! She was Cleopatra who got cursed because she ate the killer chocolate the chocolatier made. He stared at her and gave her a bouquet of mushrooms, hoping she would accept and turn human because the mushrooms had fungus on it. But she threw the mushroom back at him yelling "BANANA MONKEY RHESUS FARTS!!" and with that she ran away. Leaving poor mister bear sho sho shad. Tears started pouring down ze bear's cheek.. or fur.. whatever.. anywaaaayy...
Almost at once, a squirrel with a grey beard appeared. "I just got a power up on Mario." he said. Then strangely, a very small raccoon hopped on the bear's head. The raccoon was reading the newspaper, his cup of tea was right next to him. "Good evening." he said in a thick british accent. "Or is it morning?"
"Uh.." Bear looked up trying to find out if it was morning or evening. "Uh..."
"It's evening!" the Mario-playing-squirrel said.
"Let's go eat chocolate!" The Raccoon said.
"Yes, let's!" agreed ze bear. "Should we go get it from Willy Wonka?"
"No," Raccoon answered. "He turned into a blueberry a long time ago. Still haven't recovered!"
"Oh, poor fellow. Such a shame it is, to be turned into a blueberry."