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Granted, But it's so straight it doesn't move and sticks straight out.
I wish for a big thunderstorm.
Granted. Your house is struck by lightning and burns to the ground.
I wish for another lottery in the game and I win it...
Granted but there's a glitch and you don't get the money.
I wish for a more comfy seat.
Granted but then you sink into it.
I wish for pizza.
Granted but it's moldy.
I wish I didn't have to pee.
Granted...but... For that to be possible you can never drink anything ever again! (<--Took Me a while to think of that)
I wish for more "Infinity scarves"
Granted but I have no idea what it is so you shall not get it. ._. Sorry.
I wish I had Pizza Fries.
Granted, but they're moldy.
I wish for Sehun. Naw.
Granted but he's invisible.
I wish for a giant pizza.
Granted but it's so big it crushes your home, city, state/province, country, continent and planet. So you therefore cannot eat it.
I wish for Daryl from TWD. I sooo wish he was mine. <3
Granted but then he disappears.
I wish it was colder over here.
Granted but then it gets so cold that another Ice Age takes place and humans are extinct.
I wish amusement park fees were free. Or at least didn't cost so much.
Granted, but then the rides aren't really maintained, and are lame besides...
I Wish my favorite Characters didn't always die ._.
Granted, but then they leave the show instead.
I wish my best friend lived next door. My friend has her best friend living right next to her. And the worst part ? They're not even friends anymore.
Granted but there's a huge wall that doesn't allow you to see her.
I wish for hot lava cake.
Granted but it burns your body to a crisp and you die.
I wish for an underground pool! (I have an above ground one already but still.)
Granted, but then the ceiling collapses into it, and the weight makes it sink into the ground forever (<--Most Sadistic answer I could think of)
I wish for a car!
Granted but it's invisible and your forget where you parked it. Good luck finding it!
I wish for fried rice!
Granted but a gun is put to your head and you must give it up immediately if you don't want to get shot.
I wish for a veggie burger! With ketchup and onions and tomatoes and lettuce and cheese! :)
Granted but then you accidentally eat my burger which is all meat.
I wish for a HUGE pizza.
granted, but the pizza is never on it's way to you. Ever.
I wish for a love life
Granted, but it's sadder than Titanic.
I wish for an endless summer!!
Granted, but then the climate gets out of control until everyone is crispier than burned bacon.
I wish for $26,750 to manifest out of thin air and fall in my lap.
Granted, but then you accidentally break the rarest gem in the world and so you have to use all that money and then some to pay the fine.
I wish I didn't have motion sickness. (Let me tell you, it is NOT fun.)
Granted, but then you get non-motion sickness.
I wish for a giant cupcake