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#1 29-04-2012 04:08:15

therealrose
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Pick Up Lines

Ahh pick-up lines. Just post some random pick up lines that you've said or have heard! Don't post any unapropriate ones though even if some of them are super funny. Well have fun!

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you...

Mine is very bad I know. :sad:


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#2 29-04-2012 04:17:44

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Do you have a mirror 'cause I can see myself in your pants!

Oh, I hate pickup lines, but they are so funny.


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#3 29-04-2012 16:00:16

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Do you have a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Pick-up lines are ridiculous.
Here's my favorite can-be-used-as-a-pick-up-line-if-used-right line: Are you an angel? Cuz it smells like something DIED in here!


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#4 29-04-2012 16:53:46

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Re: Pick Up Lines

I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.


Some lines make me laugh, usually the inappropriate ones.


You can't feel me, no
Like I feel you
I can't steal you, no
Like you stole me
 

#5 29-04-2012 17:34:22

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Re: Pick Up Lines

>w>

Polar bear.

Oh. That? I just wanted to break the ice.

 

#6 29-04-2012 18:51:10

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Re: Pick Up Lines

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see."
:honte:


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#7 30-04-2012 02:15:12

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Re: Pick Up Lines

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?


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#8 03-05-2012 01:00:02

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Is Google your name?
Because you have everything I need (:


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#9 04-05-2012 20:53:01

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Re: Pick Up Lines

melody1231 wrote:

Is Google your name?
Because you have everything I need (:

LOL!
I laughed so hard at that one.

 

#10 05-05-2012 05:05:30

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Re: Pick Up Lines

"Are you a library book, because I'm checking you out." HA!

 

#11 05-05-2012 05:50:58

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Re: Pick Up Lines

lol  you guys are so funny


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#12 06-05-2012 21:02:53

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Are you Jesus?
Cause I hear the Hallelujah chorus when I'm around you.

 

#13 07-05-2012 10:38:51

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Re: Pick Up Lines

"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?" I know it's talking about an angel but seriously! Am I a bird??

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#14 08-05-2012 09:39:44

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Re: Pick Up Lines

This is by far, the most funniest, pick-up line I have heard:
"How you doin'?" *nod nod, smile smile, wink wink* :lol:
I love Joe Tribianni when he says that to EVERY girl he meets in Friends


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#15 08-05-2012 23:30:59

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Are you running out of breath? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day. :ok:

 

#16 09-05-2012 00:26:36

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Re: Pick Up Lines

malu wrote:

"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?" I know it's talking about an angel but seriously! Am I a bird??

I bursted out laughing after reading this!!! This was just so funny. :mdr:


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#17 09-05-2012 00:51:12

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Re: Pick Up Lines

You guys make my stomach hurt :lol:

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#18 09-01-2013 23:24:13

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Here's one:

"Hey, what's your name?"
"xxxxxx."
"Mines' xxxx, but you can call me tonight."


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#19 10-01-2013 13:29:40

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Re: Pick Up Lines

So, there's this running gag in my country where the pick up line goes like (translated)...
B: "Are you a (Insert non-human object)?"
G: "Why?"
B: "Because (Insert pun/cheesy comparison)."

Here's the first good-ish one I thought of (Translated & revised to fit English):
B: "Are you a calendar?"
G: "Why?"
B: "Because I want to ask you for a date."

Another: (Not as funny or cute cause of the theme, but...)
B: "Are you a killer?"
G: "Why?"
B: "Cause I'm dead for you." (A phrase in our country which means completely in love)


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#20 10-01-2013 16:00:18

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Pickup lines used on me;
Guy in Math class: "Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love."
Me:...Uhh..... *Walks away slowly*

My friend who was in my Business class: "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and ask you out."
Me: "Oh? Did they also tell you to (curses at him)? Because I am."
Lucky he wasn't serious or I could have done some serious damage there! :p


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#21 13-01-2013 18:37:19

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Re: Pick Up Lines

I think the most common one is,

"Is it me or is it hot in here?"

I don't get chat up line these days just get the plain

"Hey can my friend have your number?"
"No, Sorry."


You can't feel me, no
Like I feel you
I can't steal you, no
Like you stole me
 
 

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