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Because I am gir.
Why am I typing?
Because I'm reading.
Why do I fangirl over men triple my age?
Because they've got charms like those of teenage men.
Why is honey sticky?
Because it's bees' poop.
What is the first name of a cat?
Mr. (insert made up cutesy word here)
What happens if I put a pen in the electric pencil sharpener?
The pen dies because it cried.
What is the meaning of life?
It's the title a Monty Python movie.
Why is the word small bigger than the word big?
Because it's Rumbleroar's favorite word.
Why isn't Draco mine? -cue distressed sobbing-
Because he's Ravenclaus.
(See what I did there ?)
If black is a shade, and if white is a shade, why isn't gray a shade ?
Cause it has 50 shades? (Get it?)
Why don't I have mwagic powers? :c
BECAUSE A MAGICAL ZAMBIE ATE THEM.
Will the ground be friends with me?
Only if the dirt will.
Will I fall if I skydive?
No. But you will turn into a unicorn instead. :)
Is Jack Frost mine ?
(I'm sorry, okay! I'm obsessed.)
@Malu I see what you did there... :)
He's Disney's.
Doko hana-ya ga arimase ka? (practicing Japanese. Your job is to translate >:D)
@Icefoxes NO! HE IS NOT! THAT IS THE WRONG ANSWER! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Lol just joking. No but really though. He is mine. Forever. And ever. And ever and ever and ever. Mine. <3
So, yeah. About the flowers... At dinner time! Yummy! :)
Kann ich das Badezimmer benutzen ? (Now I'm practicing my German. :))
*P.S. At the beginning of the scentence you may find that it translates to, "I can," when it's supposed to be, "Can I," since you cannot translate it exactly word for word. But the rest of it is good. :)
Last edited by subway1 (05-01-2014 02:09:57)
No, Sir poopsalot is.
Why did the cucumber cross the rainbow?
To get to Los Angeles! :)
Voulez-vous respirer ? (Some French now! But it must be kind of annoying to translate all this... Okay, the next time, English for sure!)
(Glad I know a bit of French)
Pfft! Of course not! It's so out of style now!
Where does the sausage go?
IN YO TUMMY.
Penguins?
Wing-dings. :)
What does the fox say ?
STFU (Shut the fox up, he's being too noisy!)
What kinda tamale do you like?
Chocolate covered!
Caramel or Farts?
Nutella.
Which way is that way?
PIGFARTS>
Where does the moon live?
I dun don't wanna finds out.
DOES. SUSHI. COME. FROM. FISHIES?
Fish are friends, not food.