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Because they are
Why is this emoji crying? -->:pleur:
Because Unicorns exist.
Why do people wear hats?
It helps keep their eyebrows from flying away.
Why is my dog fluffy?
Because of yellow O.O
Why is 'W' said like Double U when it is obviously more like a Double V?
Because everyone knows V was the original U!
Why do I need to take two years of Spanish? :pleur:
Because this chicken --> :aomd_poule: said "You have to for a slam-dunk"
Why don't birds just wear winter stuff instead of leaving?
Because Mr.Snowman over there stole their mittens.
How do you debark a maple tree?
with a cat ^^
why can't food fly?
Because turtles can.
Why is dis show about a carrot?
Because All shows are about carrots, you just now started noticing.
Why don't my socks match?
Because they want to be unique with their own identities.
What's that on the drapes?!
The world's ego along with an egg salad
What do cats say?
Not what the fox says
How many fingers am I holding up at this very moment?
None, you're typing.
What on earth are lollipops made of? O.o
Glass.
Where does the wind go when it's not blowing?
To it's vacation home in the ionosphere with it's buddy the cow.
How do Pokemon fit in those little ball thingy-ma-bobs?
They are all skilled contortionists.
What if plants flew?
Then I feel they'd smack us in the face for not watering them :(
Where are my noodles?
In your head.
What if each person could talk to their favorite food?
Then they'd still eat it
What is the sky made of?
Sky blue crayons, of course!
What would clouds taste like?
mitochondria
why does cow goes "moo" and cat goes "meow"?
Because those are their favorite flavors of jellybeans.
What does thinking sound like?
Cats and screaming babies.
Is the moon made out of cheese?