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Sunday votes from sweettears90. :)
31/08/2014 à 01:16:29
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Why don't stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It's a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to consumers. Saturday votes from sweettears90.
30/08/2014 à 00:57:30
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I would say TGIF, but there is little rest for the wicked... or those who work in publishing. Friday votes from sweettears90. :)
29/08/2014 à 00:42:32
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Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition; he gravely misunderstood the concept. Thursday votes from sweettears90. :)
28/08/2014 à 00:46:22
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Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? A: Because it's pointless! Wednesday votes from sweettears90. :)
27/08/2014 à 00:35:08
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Two psychics pa.ssed each other on the street; one of them turned to the other and said "You're fine; how am I?" Tuesday votes from sweettears90. :)
26/08/2014 à 00:36:56
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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." –Ron White. Monday votes from sweettears90.
25/08/2014 à 00:37:17
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"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." –Jim Davis. Sunday votes from sweettears90. :)
24/08/2014 à 00:29:18
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when you work!