... wow.

There once was a epiphany, who lived only to please the pottamanic. He philosophized and tried all his might, but he could not, for the life of his please his lord. For the pottomanic lived only to desire, and could not fulfill his desires. He was vain, and arrogant, and could never have enough, therefore, he endlessly tortured the epiphany.
One day, the epiphany said to his master, with enough courage gained from over a century of servicing, "Lord, I no longer wish to fulfill your commands, as I no longer can tolerate your endless whining and torturing. So my dear Lord, I ask to be released from this burden, and fair you another servant." He humbly stood back and bowed low for the last time.
The pottomanic was still admiring his recently acquired crown worth a kazillion criques, and yet mumbling complains about it to himself. He barely listened to what the epiphany said, and when he finally understood it, he glanced his way and said,
"You want me to find myself another one of you lot? I had such a hard time finding you from them last century and now it's going to be even more difficult. Blast it all!" He got up and fumed about it for a few seconds, and surprisingly decided to let the epiphany go.
"Sire, you-you're letting me go? Thank you master! Thank you my lord!" He exclaimed in joyous rapture.
The pottomanic suddenly took out his badger and smashed the epiphany to pieces!

"That will serve him right to disobey my orders. Now, how in Syrea's beard will I find another one?"

THE END

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