:( I love you for being such an amazing writer, Amary...I...really am going to miss her...and everyone else...

Ohmy....Amary...

New Fic. This idea came to me in a dream.. which seemed so real!
NOTE: This takes place pre-shade, and Pre-murder of Zoye's mother.

"Never Have I Ever"

"ADVENTURE TIME!" Malu yelled, startling me out of my thoughts. It was close to sunset and we were lounging at her place. I laughed as she dragged me out of her apartment and teleported to a nearby town. We appeared in a darkened alleyway, which were filled with hobos-half of them nearly having a heart attack as they saw us. I chuckled and grabbed Malu's hand, getting out into the bustling throng that were making there way to the town square, celebrating something. We moved along with them, laughing and whooping even though we had no idea why they were celebrating.

"Let's go check that place out. No one seems to be living there... Oooh look a plasma TV! Come on!" She said excitedly, pointing at an abandoned house at the end of the road. Upon inspection, there were a lot of pretty and expensive stuff in there.

"Okay." I said and followed her out of the crowd, stepping all over their feet in the process. Once we were inside, I instantly went to the kitchen and started to rummage around for possible liquor. Malu checked to see if the electricity was working, but it wasn't because I could hear curses coming from her side.

I chuckled and poured us each a cup of brandy and yelled at her to cast a light charm around the place.

"Why didn't I think of that before?!" Malu whined, but did as she was told nonetheless.

I handed her a cup and carried the bottle and my cup into the living room where a ball of light was above us.

As Malu put her lips to the edge of the cup to drink from it, I suddenly stopped her, an idea occurring to me.

"What?" she asked me annoyed.

"Never have I ever.. slept with a stranger willingly." I said slowly, a smile creeping on my face. I waited until her face changed from utterly confused to understanding.
I raised my cup and saw that she did the same. I smirked and drank from it.

"You first. Where and how did that happen?" She asked me when we both put our cups down. 

I laughed. "At a college frat party. Aly and I sneaked into one and she got drunk, I was high, and some dude asked me to dance and then one thing led to another.. The next afternoon I found myself sprawled in a bathtub." I finished as she burst out laughing.

"What about you?" I prompted.

"Um.. Do you wanna hear about one time, or all of them? Because I reeally don't remember all of them." She said with a straight face. I burst out laughing, not really surprised by her reply.

"Of course!" I said in between the laughter. I calmed down enough to say, "Whatever you remember is fine."

"Okay then. There was this one time I clearly remember.. Let's call him Mike, shall we? Because I don't remember a thing about him except for his.. well, you know, skills. in the bedroom. Or closet... that's where we ended up doing it." She said, smiling cheekily, cringing halfway through.

"Oh my God!" I gasped out, laughing so hard that tears threatened to spill.

When we finally calmed down, she said, "Never have I ever been in Handcuffs."
I didn't pick up my cup, but she did and drank from it.

"Details!" I hissed at her, as she prolonged her drinking.

"Okay okay! I got arrested basically on a daily basis. No big deal." She said rolling her eyes.

"You could have easily gotten away from them. They are only humans." I said, frowning.

She rolled her eyes again. "I chose not to. To keep up a record of the most number of arrests in a lifetime." She said, shaking her head as if I was mad.

I rolled my eyes. "Oh right. Forgot that this was you we were discussing about." She grinned.

"Moving on. Never have I ever.. laughed out loud at a funeral."
She promptly drank from it, as I did as well. When we were done, we both burst out laughing.

"Aunt Cecile's. Her best friend-Oh God!-her best friend had her knickers exposed!" I gasped out, unable to stop from laughing at the memory.

She shook her head, still laughing, and said, "I don't know why I laugh at funerals!" We both laughed harder at that.

"Never have I ever farted and blamed it on a pet." She said, giggling. I broke into laughter when she drank from the cup. "Shut up!" She muttered, laughing with me despite her words.

"That is just hilarious!" I said, calming down. "Okay.. never have I ever gotten pregnant." I waited, and I saw Malu's hand shake a bit as she brought the cup slowly closer to her lips.

"No! Why didn't you ever tell me?!" I exclaimed in shock, my mouth hanging open.

"It was a long time ago. A little boy." She said calmly.

"Aaaand where is he? Who's the father?"

"I don't know where he is. His father took him away from me. He's a rich warlock, and when he found out that I had his child after I robbed him, he disappeared with Llyr this one time I got arrested for throwing glass bottles at the neighbor's roof."

"...You did WHAT? You threw glass bottles at the neighbor's-why?" I asked her, momentarily distracted.

She shrugged. "I got bored." I snorted.

"So how was Llyr?" I asked her next. She got a far away look in her eyes and said, "He loved playing in water. He loved water. That's his element I think. Cried a lot, never let me sleep, and cute. Really cute. He was five when Gabriel took him. Oh God I dated a man named Gabriel!" She said, cringing in disgust.

"Did you try looking for him?" She nodded. "Tried for years, but couldn't find him or his bastard of a father." I nodded, and we lapsed into silence.

Suddenly, there was a sound of a crash, and gunfire being fired at the window. We both ducked-me grabbing the bottle.

"We have you surrounded! You are hijacking a private property! Evacuate the grounds immediately!"

"Time to leave?" I whispered to her. She nodded and said, "Yep!" right before I teleported us back to her place. My phone started beeping, signalling that I had an incoming call from mother. I sighed.

"I gotta go. Duty calls. Continue this later?" I said, draining the bottle.

"Definitely. Same time next week?" She asked me as we hugged.

"Yep. Bye. Don't do anything stupid without me." I winked, and teleported to my own home.

LOL!! haha! Love Malu!

Daaaaarky!! When is the Parenting 101 fan fic coming out? :]

Awwww. Love those two!

@Amary That was just too funny!

@Angel Awwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee!

Long time no post from me, eh? :p Miss you all so so so much!

We Bought A Zoo! Featuring Charlie Logan and Cathy Logan. Pt. 1
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Charlie's POV

I piled Cathy's weekend bag and mine into the back of my car while she climbed onto the backseat to settle down for the long ride to the airport. As I looked out the window before starting the car to drive away, a felt the all too familiar pang jolt through me as I looked at our home, wishing as always that things were different than they were. Anyone would have expected me to somehow learn to live my life by now. It has been 7 long, torturous slow years since that god awful day. But nothing had changed within me even though everything had changed inevitably. I sighed and clutched the steering wheel as I drove out of our drive way.

"You okay there, honey?" I asked my daughter who was coloring in the backseat with a soft smile gracing her petite form. She looked up and met my gaze in the rear view mirror, nodding her head. She loved traveling, no matter for how long. And she especially loved travelling this day of every year, as it has become sort of a tradition for both of us ever since it was just the two of us. We shared an unspoken agreement of that day, as it still hurt me too much to relive it all. She understood all too well not to speak about it, as when she was three and I had piled us in the car in a hurry to get away from this place, she had asked me what all the hurrying was about and I openly broke down, right in front of her. She had held onto my neck for dear life, trying to comfort my broken sobs with her too little arms and sweet words of comfort only an angel could bring.

To this day, we held onto our tradition of going away at least for a week to keep our minds off of our last moments with her.

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"Daddy, who are we staying with this time?" Cathy asked me as we boarded our private flight. I smiled down at her as I placed her in her seat and put the seat belt on.

"It's a surprise. And no Daddy won't tell you what it is." I kissed her forehead and settled into the seat across from her, chuckling at her annoyed expression. She loved surprises, but hated waiting for them.

"Shall I bring you the usual, Ms. Logan?" The flight attendee asked her, ready to comply with every whim of my daughter's.

"Yes please!" She said adorably. Her usual being skittles and apple juice as a treat every time we traveled, the agency that hires our flight crew was informed what we liked every year as staff changes.

"And how about you, sir?" She asked me, her eyebrow rising up. She was an undercover warlock that the agency hired this year. I nodded my head, knowing she would know that I needed blood.

"Right away. Please settle down as we are scheduled to take off in five minutes." She informed us and with a slight tilt of her head, and walked away.

"She likes you." Cathy said in a mock stage whisper. I burst out laughing at that and shook my head. "She's one of us." I whispered to her much quietly than she had.

"Oh. Okay then." She looked out of the window and sighed happily as the familiar landscape of our town started to grow smaller and smaller as we took off. And once again like every other year, I prayed fervently that this year would be easier to get through than the last. 

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"Charlie! Over here man!" I heard Benjamin Mee call out to me in the crowded airport. I looked at the little welcoming crowd, and saw Dylan and Benjamin both waving at us. I waved back and holding Cathy's hand in mine tightly, walked over to them with our luggage.

"It's good to see you man! How have you been?" Benjamin asked me as he slapped me on the back in greeting.

"Fine. You? How was the opening?" I asked him as I ruffled Dylan's hair and shook his hand.

"Great! You should have been there man! It was terrific!" I could see that he was genuinely happy about it. I smiled, thinking over how much we could relate to each other's lives. He lost his wife to cancer an year ago, a lovely mundane whom Zoye had adored to spend her time with. Benjamin was Zoye's mundane friend, a former reporter. We had become close friends over the past years. They believed that Zoye died of cancer too. But ever since she died, we hadn't visited them.

He showed the way to his minivan, where his daughter who was the same age as Cathy was taking pictures on her toy camera.

"Hello! I'm Cathy. What's your name?" I heard Cathy say to Rosie from the back seat.

"I'm Rosie. Our mommy died." Benjamin sighed from the front seat, clearly having been heard her say this to someone else she met.

"Mine died too. Let's be friends!" I heard Cathy say in reply to her. I glanced at Benjamin, he looked like he was struggling to keep his grin hidden, meanwhile Dylan openly snorted. I shook my head and wondered what in the world kids could be thinking.

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Aww... poor Charlie :(

Why am I the only one saying LOL? O.O

I haven't got to reading the fanfic yet but I wanted to say that I updated the list

It' Jake Devlin. :D
And um.. I won't play Calliem from now on so you can put her down as a minor.
Oh and how about Willow Lavia? And Catherine Logan? I think they'll be a minors.