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I might resume the search for my missing watch today. I hope I find the time!
01/06/2026 Ã 00:20:11
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Someone glued my new deck of cards together. I'm having a hard time dealing with it...
31/05/2026 Ã 00:05:13
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Dermatologists make rash decisions
30/05/2026 Ã 00:12:50
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A criminal's best as.set is his lie ability
29/05/2026 Ã 00:11:27
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I have learned two very important things in life. I don't remember the first one, but the second one is write everything down.
28/05/2026 Ã 00:10:38
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated...
27/05/2026 Ã 00:12:05
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Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
26/05/2026 Ã 00:07:09
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Thankfully, my mushroom puns only appear spore-adically
25/05/2026 Ã 00:17:37
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I was carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind..."
24/05/2026 Ã 00:07:36
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I used to be a shop mannequin... held the position for a long time!!
23/05/2026 Ã 00:05:26
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when you work!