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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer… I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!
16/05/2026 Ã 00:05:31
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How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning? Medium rare!!
15/05/2026 Ã 00:06:03
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If you are applying mosquito repellent, are you putting on OFF or are you putting OFF on?
14/05/2026 Ã 00:05:13
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Straws are for suckers!
13/05/2026 Ã 00:27:05
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People think I'm a good mind-reader
12/05/2026 Ã 00:06:01
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Ever have trouble cutting portions into thirds? Well, I halve!
11/05/2026 Ã 00:21:56
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I think it’s funny that jokes are being put on the back of bacon packages.
Listen to this one, “Serving size 2 slices"
10/05/2026 Ã 00:09:00
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Never play tennis with a cymbal, it makes a terrible racket
09/05/2026 Ã 00:07:13
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When I see chocolate, I hear 2 voices in my head. One says, “Eat the chocolate!” The other says, “You heard him…!”
08/05/2026 Ã 00:06:42
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NEWSFLASH!! Undercover Bee Dies In Sting Operation
07/05/2026 Ã 00:10:49
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when you work!